Best Rick and Morty Water Bottles for School in 2026

Overview

It's almost that time again. The back-to-school section at every store is filled with plain laptops and boring backpacks. But if you're a Rick and Morty fan, the one thing you shouldn't settle for is a dull water bottle. Staying hydrated during the school day is important, and the official store has a few bottles that let you drink with a little personality.

The official Rick and Morty store, run by Adult Swim, carries a lineup of bottles that are actually designed for daily use. They're not just collectible tchotchkes - they're insulated, sturdy, and stacked with show references you'll recognize every time you take a sip.

This isn't about cheesy merch that falls apart by October. I'm talking about bottles that hold up in a backpack, keep your drink cold through afternoon classes, and make the kid across the hall do a double-take.

With the first day of school just a few weeks away, now's the time to track down the right bottle. Here's what's worth grabbing from the official catalog for 2026.

Details

There are three things to think about when grabbing a bottle for school: size, insulation, and how the design actually looks up close. The official store covers all of these with its current lineup. I pulled out three picks that stand out.

Pickle Rick 32oz Wide Mouth Bottle

The "Pickle Rick" episode (S3E3) is one of the most quoted episodes in the show's history. Rick turns himself into a pickle to dodge family therapy, and the result is a wild adventure in a backyard. This bottle uses that moment with a graphic that shows Rick in pickle form on a bright green background. It's hard to miss.

But the bottle isn't just looks. It's 32 ounces of stainless steel with double-wall vacuum insulation. That means your water stays cold from first period to lunch. The wide mouth opening makes it easy to toss in ice cubes, and the attached handle hooks onto your bag without much fuss. It retails at $29.99, which is fair for a bottle that can take a beating.

Mr. Meeseeks 24oz Sports Bottle

If you like your referencing a little more upbeat, the Mr. Meeseeks 24oz sports bottle is a great call. Mr. Meeseeks appeared in the season 1 episode "Meeseeks and Destroy" (S1E5) as a blue creature summoned to solve a problem - but usually just causes more chaos. The design shows Mr. Meeseeks smiling with the line "I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!". Guaranteed to make someone smirk in the hallway.

The bottle itself is made from BPA-free Tritan plastic, so it's lighter than the stainless steel option. The push-pull cap lets you open it with one hand, which is handy when you're juggling folders and a phone. Price is $19.99, so it fits a student budget.

Portal Gun 20oz Insulated Tumbler

Okay, this one's not a "school bottle" in the classic sense, but it's worth mentioning because it fits in a backpack side pocket and works as a desk companion. The Portal Gun 20oz tumbler has a powder-coated finish that mimics the glow of the portal gun. It's got a lid that fits standard cup holders, so it's fine if you're driving or walking between classes. The vacuum insulation keeps drinks cold for hours, and at $24.99, it's a solid middle ground.

One thing to note: 20 ounces might feel small if you're used to chugging a whole bottle between classes. But if you're a casual sipper, it's a great option.

Where to Buy

You can find these bottles on the official Rick and Morty store. That's the only place that sells the full, officially licensed lineup. If you want to see everything in one place, Rick and Morty's merch collection has all the water bottles plus other gear like backpacks, lunch boxes, and tees. Right now, the Pickle Rick bottle is the Featured Product on the store's homepage, so it's easy to spot. And if you're still browsing, explore the full collection to see other designs like a Szechuan Sauce tumbler or a Rickship-inspired bottle.

The store's Instagram and TikTok feeds have been teasing new bottle drops for the fall semester, so there's a good chance more designs will land in the next few weeks. Keep an eye on those socials.

Buying from the official store means you're getting guaranteed quality. There are a lot of knockoffs on Amazon that use cheap prints and off flavors. Stick with the real thing.

FAQ

Are these water bottles dishwasher safe?

Most of the stainless steel bottles are hand wash only to preserve the vacuum seal. The Tritan plastic sports bottle is top-rack dishwasher safe, but I'd still recommend hand washing to keep the print looking fresh.

How long do they keep drinks cold?

The stainless steel bottles can keep drinks cold for up to 24 hours, depending on how much ice you add. The plastic bottle doesn't have insulation, so it won't keep things cold for long - it's more for casual use.

Do they come with a warranty?

The official store offers a limited warranty against manufacturing defects. You'll want to check the specific product page for the exact terms, but any issues within the first 90 days are usually covered.

Are the bottles BPA-free?

Yes. Both the Tritan plastic and the stainless steel bottles are BPA-free. The tumbler also uses a BPA-free lid.

Can I get a straw lid for these bottles?

Some of the bottles have additional accessories, but the current lineup mostly comes with standard caps. If you prefer straws, check the product page to see if a separate straw lid is available.

If you're looking for a bottle that'll last longer than a season of Rick and Morty, the Pickle Rick 32oz is a solid choice. It's the one I'd grab before the first day of school. - -

Ready to grab yours? Check out the Featured Product in the store.

Related: Rick and Morty's merch collection